Neglection

I have not posted anything on this blog and to be truthful, I feel horrible. That little voice in  the back of my head was haunting to write a post, so I am!!!! But seriously, check out my tumblr blog! Has a lot more stuff on there.

Change

I have changed over my whole blog to a different domain. It's randomly here now. I will update this blog, don't worry. But check out my new one. All of my older posts are there too. Definitely check it out!

26 Things To Do On A Road

-drive
-cartwheel on
-drag race
-run
-run in front of traffic
-run naked
-pee on
-excrete solid waste
-lay down and look at the stars
-stand in traffic and block cars
-frantically skip
-beg for money
-hitchhike
-pick up a prostitute
-sit down
-moon people
-drunkenly walk on
-fight
-ride a bike
-ride a bike with no hands and freak people out (I've done this many times, it really works)
-curse someone out
-wait for a train to go by (and have a front seat in your car!)
-act as if on meth
-crash a car
-crash a bike
-get stopped by the cops

Not Just A Cow Goes Moo

There are so many different places where milk comes from.
It's comes from...
-Cows
-Goats
-Almonds (yes, it does come from almonds, believe it or not.)
-Coconuts
-Soy beans

With all the options we have to get milk, why not flavor them? The most popular kinds are chocolate milk and strawberry milk. I'm not bias toward either, but it depends on the brand. But my personal favorite is almond milk. It tastes pretty good and it's lactose free! I mean, I know some people are lactose-intolerant. But other than that, it's stellar! I particularly use it on, my favorite, Honeycomb Cereal. I definitely recommend it. I never really understood the "half and half milk", "2% milk", "1% milk" and "whole milk." I could look it up, but this information was never presented to me in a way I could understand it. But I definitely know whole milk is the worst.

Over all, milk is great. You can use it on/in/with...
-cereal
-cakes
-cupcakes
-Oreos
-pancakes
-waffles
-etc.

But isn't profound that almonds can be milked? I used to say that to people and, they too, would be surprised. But then I found out how almond milk is made. And I'm going to ruin it for you too. Actually, it's just many, many, many, finely, ever so finely, ground up almonds mixed with water. I tried to fathom how this would occur and make milk, but it tastes pretty good, so, I'm perfectly fine with that.

Bingo Night

I was invited to a bingo night from a good friend of mine. It was a fundraising event so, there were A LOT of kids. There were six of us and and thirteen games. None of us won. At all. Here's the proof:

As we kept losing each game, we made a pile of our failures. Though we were the oldest there, we thought we'd have a pretty good chance of winning bingo. Even if we had to make a "Z", "H", "U", or "T" to win, we thought we were experts and it wouldn't take long. Yes, we had to factor in that the number and letter had to be called, but we seriously thought we'd beat a whole bunch of kids. But the irony is, we went in thinking it'd be sad if we beat little children. As soon as bingo started, we became highly competitive. But with our competitive highs, we lost. We didn't even know what the prizes were, we just wanted to win. I mean, who wouldn't? Right?

Our failures:

The pile of our failures: